No, the admitted mistake wasn't that its attack failed. The mistake, or "error" as Adnkronos International Yemen (AKI) puts it, was the wayward missile Allah guided to a school yard killing at least one child. But no worries; it was just a little girl killed. No big deal in Islam. She'll go straight to paradise and become a sex slave for some glorious martyr, Insha'Allah.
In a statement posted on Islamist websites, the group known as the Yemen Soldiers Brigade said that it had launched five Hawn missiles against the US embassy.
The group admitted that they had however made an error when "one of our missiles fell by mistake on a school nearby."
The missile hit a girls' school located next to the embassy and at least one student and one soldier were killed in the attack which occurred last Tuesday, while 15 students and four policemen were injured.
You mean it wasn't the Joooos fault?