Great News!

Including religion in your life can decrease your chances of dying!

After examining the prospective association of religious affiliation, religious service attendance, and strength and comfort derived from religion with subsequent cardiovascular events and overall rates of mortality, the researchers found that those attending religious services showed a 20 pct decrease in death risk.

I guess they didn't include Islam in their studies...

According to Israeli researchers, the average age of the suicide bomber has declined slightly from 22 in the 1990s to about 20 or 21 now.

Bassem Wahidi, the headmaster at Salahudeen School, said he and the staff will call the police, and then a boy's parents, if they learn that the boy is planning a suicide attack.

"You can't blame them for doing this, what with everything they see on TV, but we oppose it because they have a future," Wahidi said. "They can be a doctor, an engineer, a soldier to kill Israelis. But at this age they should be educating themselves."

There are lots of ways you can learn to kill joos without strapping a bomb to yourself! Why, you can be a bus driver, and drive them off a cliff! Or you can be a fireman and burn them to death! Yes, Achmed, there is a whole future waiting for you with endless career choices you can use to rid the world of those pesky Jews. So, don't throw blow your life away - invest in your future!

(Cross-posted at SnappedShot.com)

Allah Pranks A Faithful Follower

Allah loves dark humour. I love dark humour. Does that make me a Muslim?

Video: Suicide Bombing Gone Bad (At least for the bomber)

WARNING! I've linked the video instead of embedding it because it is very graphic. It is not for the faint of heart.

In response to commenters on my tsunami of [censored: "crap"] post, a reminder of how Palestine responded to the deaths of 3,000 innocent civilian Americans.

Suicide Bomber Strikes In Israel

More compassion and mercy from the "religion of peace."

In Gaza press conference, members of Fatah's military wing, PFLP say suicide bombers who carried out Dimona attack entered Sinai from Strip. 'Attack has been planned for a month, but was only made possible due to breach in border,' says al-Aqsa Brigades spokesman. Meanwhile, Egypt detains Palestinian carrying explosives in Rafah

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Members of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestinian and the al-Aqsa Brigades, Fatah's military wing, confirmed Monday that the two suicide bombers who carried out the attack in Dimona had entered Sinai from the Gaza Strip and infiltrated Israel through Egypt.

The Israeli defense establishment also believes that the bombers came through Egypt and were aided by elements inside Israel, perhaps Bedouins at the border area.

http://www.ynetnews.com - Fatah: Bombers infiltrated Israel through Egypt

UPDATE: New video from the scene:

And the reaction from the ever so compassionate religion of peace?
Palestinians celebrate suicide bombing

The Taliban Fedayeen: The World's Worst Suicide Bombers?

An analysis of the attacks carried out in the last two years reveals a curious fact. In 43% of the bombings conducted last year and in 26 of the 57 bombings traced in this study up to June 15, the only death caused by the bombing was that of the bomber himself. Astoundingly, approximately 90 suicide bombers in this two year period succeeded in killing only themselves. This number exceeds 100 when you factor in those who succeeded in killing only one person in addition to themselves. There was one period in the spring of 2006 (February 20 to June 21) when a stunning 26 of the 36 suicide bombers in Afghanistan (72%) only killed themselves. This puts the kill average for Afghan suicide bombers far below that of suicide bombers in other theaters of action in the area (Israel, Chechnya, Iraq and the Kurdish areas of Turkey). Such unusual bomber-to-victim death statistics are, of course, heartening for both coalition troops—who have described the Afghan suicide bombers as "amateurs"—and the Afghan people—who are usually the victims of the clumsy bombings.

http://www.jamestown.org

Personally, I'm all for suicide bombings if the only victim is the bomber himself (or herself). If you are a Mujahideen who wants to remove yourself from the human gene pool, I wish you all the luck.

Just leave the rest of the world alone when you do.

UPDATE: Matt over at The Carden Chronicles has a hilarious post about another wascally suicide bomber helpfully removing himself from the human gene pool.

A Family Affair

Yet again, the religion of peace prefers to send their children to die, rather than living in peace with the infidels...

BAGHDAD — His father was a senior member of Al Qaeda in Iraq. His mother promised him they would meet again in paradise.

Details emerging in the investigation into a teenage suicide bombing near Fallujah on Sunday suggest the boy was dispatched by his family on the mission and took advantage of tribal ties to pass through tight security — raising concerns about infiltration within Sunni groups now allied with U.S. forces against extremists.

It also points to concerns that Al Qaeda and its backers are still committed to campaigns of revenge and intimidation against fellow Sunnis even as insurgents try to regroup after being driven from strongholds across central Iraq.

The 15-year-old attacker was carrying a box of candy at a gathering of tribal members to celebrate the recent release of a relative, Hadi Hussein, who had been let go after more than a week in U.S. custody, officials said. Hussein, his brother and four guards were killed in the blast.

http://www.foxnews.com

I found this part of the article particularly amusing, considering the savage way 'Islamic societies' treat women with beatings and kill them if they don't 'behave':

The suicide attacker's mother — along with another woman believed by Iraqis to be another potential suicide bomber — took refuge in two houses in the area with other women from their clan. They have refused to come out despite orders by authorities via loudspeakers, prompting a standoff.

Authorities were hesitant to storm the buildings due to cultural sensitivities regarding use of force against women in a conservative Islamic society.

Islamic Freedom Fighters Defend Innocent Muslims Against Evil, Oppressive Children

(Hat Tip: CAPT-DAX)

A suicide bomber rammed a car packed with explosives into a school bus near an air force base in northwestern Pakistan on Monday, killing himself and wounding about nine people, including several children, the military said.

"A terrorist targeted a schoolchildren's bus. The driver and the guard who were sitting in the front have been seriously injured," said military spokesman Major-General Waheed Arshad.

"Because of the timely reaction of the driver, the children were saved. Only about six or seven children were injured," he added. "It was outside the Kamra air base. It was specially targeting the schoolchildren's bus."

Reuters

I wonder how much longer we, as decent, civilized human beings, are going to continue to recognize the cult of these 7th Century Savages™? Their entire ideology is based on the inane rantings of a rapist, pedophile. Instead of challenging them, Western leadership tries to embrace them, to mollify them. When will this PC madness end?

The Religion of Peace of Peace Doing Its Part to Rid Manila of Pesky Shoppers

More compassion and mercy from the followers of the Prophet Muhammad. Killing innocent, unsuspecting men, women, and children has become a specialty of Islamic terrorists. But it is, after all, the religion of peace.

MANILA, Philippines - A powerful blast rocked a crowded shopping mall in Manila's financial district Friday, killing at least eight people and wounding dozens. Police in the capital declared the highest state of alert and did not rule out a bomb.

An initial report suggested the blast was caused by a cooking gas tank in a mall restaurant, but Metropolitan Manila police chief Geary Barias later said the explosion was at the entrance of the mall and its cause was under investigation.

"It's too early to say if it's terrorism related," Barias said.

In the past, Manila has been a target of Al-Qaida-linked militants, who have waged a yearslong bloody bombing campaign in the southern Philippines.

http://news.yahoo.com

Killing Children For Allah

More from the religion of peace. No longer can "moderate" Muslims claim their Jihad fighters don't target innocents. This is a deliberate attempt to kill (or maybe martyr?) children:

KIRKUK, Iraq (Reuters) - A bomb killed a child and wounded 13 others in a playground as they celebrated the Islamic festival of Eid on Friday in the northern Iraqi town of Tuz Khurmato, police said.

Police Colonel Abbas Mohammed said a would-be suicide bomber hid the explosives in a cart he was pushing that was filled with children's toys. The bomber was wounded and is in hospital.

The predominantly Shi'ite Turkmen town of Tuz Khurmato lies about 180 km (110 miles) north of Baghdad.

Mohammed said he feared the death toll might rise.

A police source who declined to he named said 23 were wounded in the playground blast and most were children.

http://news.yahoo.com