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Saturday, October 9, 2010
Scene From A Mini-Mujihadin Crossing
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Labels: humor, Jawa, Palestine, photoshop, rock thrower
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
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Monday, April 19, 2010
When Doormen Strike
New Yorkers Brace for Doorman Strike
It has been nearly two decades since New Yorkers faced their last doorman strike, but as the deadline for a new contract for building workers approached, the questions being posed throughout the city remained largely unchanged on Sunday.
Who will operate those doorknob thingies? Who will greet us with a cheery, "Good day, sir"?
“The whole operation of the building would basically be shut down and we’d rely on residents to pitch in just to get by,” [ED: OH, THE HUMANITY!] said Dan Wurtzel, president of Cooper Square Realty, one of the largest residential management companies in the New York. “There’s a tremendous amount of preparation we have to undertake. Then, if it doesn’t happen, we can breathe a sign of relief. If it does happen, then we’re prepared to deal with it.”
(Cross-posted at SnappedShot.com)
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Sunday, April 18, 2010
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Friday, February 5, 2010
Gratuitous Blog Post
I found this very creepy sheep picture at Michelle Malkin's website:

It is really kind of creepy, and since I have nothing else to post today I figured, what the heck...
I might cross post it somewhere, but I'm too lazy to link it.
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2/05/2010 01:39:00 AM
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Sunday, January 17, 2010
Democratic Birthday Card
Click over to Kirly (Not A Bald Stooge) to read the hilarious inside!
(Cross-posted at SnappedShot.com)
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Monday, September 28, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
What's Your Prayer Worth?
Wouldn't it be nice if one prayer could make up for a week's worth of missed prayers? For instance, you attend an islamic freedom fighter bomb making seminar and a wayward explosion puts you into a coma for a couple of years...
How would you ever catch up on those 5 prayers a day? That's about 3700 missed prayers!
I stumbled upon this handy guide to islamic prayer values. So, as a gesture of goodwill to any muslim readers I may have, I thought I'd blog it:
Not all mosques are the same. Allah grades a mosque based on its location. Here is what Allah says about the merit points (these merit points are exchangeable on the resurrection day).
§ 1 prayer in Mecca = 100 000 prayers in an ordinary mosque; 1 prayer in the Medina mosque of Muhammad = 10 000 prayers; 1 prayer at Bait al-Muqaddis = 1 000 prayers…(Ghazali, p.1.192)
§ Pray in an ordinary mosques = 25 times prayer in house; Jame mosque = 500, Al-aqsa = 50 000, Medina = 50 000, Mecca = 100 000 times…(Mishkat, 2.98)
§ One prayer in Muhammad's mosque (in Medina) is better than 1000 prayers in any other mosques, except the Kaba mosque…(Sahih Bukhari, 2.21.282)
So, my muslim friends, the next time you are unable to pray for any length of time, catching up is just an airline ticket away!
Assalamu alaikum!

(Cross-posted at SnappedShot.com)
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Faith Fighter
[UPDATE] - PLAY - IT - NOW:
Muslims are outraged (there's a surprise...) over a video game. Jihad Watch has more.

After you are through reading about it, you can play the "Faith Fighter" game by clicking HERE.
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4/28/2009 03:15:00 PM
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Labels: humor, JihadWatch, Muhammad versus Jesus
Friday, April 24, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Saturday, March 7, 2009
South Park, Israeli Style
Ahmed And Salim
Episode 1:
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
(Cross Posted at SnappedShot.com, Hat Tip: Avid)
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3/07/2009 03:07:00 PM
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Sunday, March 1, 2009
Landover Baptist Addresses Atheists
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3/01/2009 05:35:00 AM
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Monday, January 19, 2009
Allah 400 Years Behind God
Oh, come on! It's bad enough the Islamic "prophet" Muhammad copied the Torah, the Bible, and other traditions to create his quran, but now Islam's Allah is using the ol' plague to kill?
Doesn't anything original come out of the cult of Islam?
At least 40 al-Qaeda fanatics died horribly after being struck down with the disease that devastated Europe in the Middle Ages.
The killer bug, also known as the plague, swept through insurgents training at a forest camp in Algeria, North Africa. It came to light when security forces found a body by a roadside.
The victim was a terrorist in AQLIM (al-Qaeda in the Land of the Islamic Maghreb), the largest and most powerful al-Qaeda group outside the Middle East.
It trains Muslim fighters to kill British and US troops.
Now al-Qaeda chiefs fear the plague has been passed to other terror cells — or Taliban fighters in Afghanistan.
One security source said: “This is the deadliest weapon yet in the war against terror. Most of the terrorists do not have the basic medical supplies needed to treat the disease.
(Source)
(Hat Tip: Gateway Pundit)
I'm sure the Obama administration will start sending those 'basic military supplies' to save the lives of terrorists...
I think it's time for the Taliban to face facts: Allah doesn't like them.

(Cross-posted at SnappedShot.com)
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Labels: Allah, black death, humor, plague, Taliban
Monday, April 28, 2008
The First Pedestrian Death By Automobile
Okay, so not really on this date, but the story is interesting none the less.
On August 17th, 1896, Bridget Driscoll became the very first pedestrian casualty of the automobile.
Ms. Driscoll step off a kerb straight into path of a demonstration car driven by Arthur Edsel. Edsel was accused of reckless driving - traveling at the blistering speed of 4 mph. Witnesses claimed Edsel was driving the car 'like a firetruck,' while Edsel claimed he was only ringing his bell as a warning to Ms. Driscoll.
Below is a modern rendition of what that dreadful accident must have been like on that day in August, 1896:
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Friday, April 25, 2008
Allah Pranks A Faithful Follower
Allah loves dark humour. I love dark humour. Does that make me a Muslim?
Video: Suicide Bombing Gone Bad (At least for the bomber)
WARNING! I've linked the video instead of embedding it because it is very graphic. It is not for the faint of heart.
In response to commenters on my tsunami of [censored: "crap"] post, a reminder of how Palestine responded to the deaths of 3,000 innocent civilian Americans.
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4/25/2008 07:35:00 AM
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Labels: boo-friggin-hoo, humor, Muslim, suicide, terrorist, video
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Synchronized Swim Team Drowns In Synch
(Hat Tip: Fark.com)
Which is totally cool, if you ask me. They get a perfect 10 for dedication alone.

The swimmers, ages 11, 12 and 13, had been in the Kenmore pool about 15 minutes when they began having difficulty, head coach Julie Abel said.
"One of them was hanging on a rope and a coach saw her slip underwater," team president Craig Penner said. "The coach jumped in and pulled her out, then looked back and saw two other girls on the bottom of the pool."
All the girls survived the routine and seem to be doing well.
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4/22/2008 07:53:00 AM
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Sunday, April 20, 2008
Midget Fight
A video clip of people who have little patience and short tempers. Not for the squeamish.
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4/20/2008 01:24:00 PM
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