Bwahahahaha! Those whacky jihadists...
A SUICIDE bomber tried to kill a Saudi prince by detonating TNT hidden up his BACKSIDE.
Fanatic Abdullah Hassan Tali al-Asiri, 23, blew himself up - but his intended victim escaped with minor injuries.
The most shocking thing about this story is that his request was even considered...
EDINBURGH, Scotland — A Scottish court refused on Friday to release from prison a cancer-stricken Libyan man convicted of the 1988 bombing of Pan Am Flight 103, which killed 270 people.
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He did not appear in court Friday. In a statement released through his legal team, al-Megrahi said, "I am very distressed that the court has refused me bail pending the hearing of my appeal and the chance to spend my remaining time with my family."
The cruelty of the IDF exposed at SnappedShot.com. Gather your tissues before you go look.
Allah loves dark humour. I love dark humour. Does that make me a Muslim?
Video: Suicide Bombing Gone Bad (At least for the bomber)
WARNING! I've linked the video instead of embedding it because it is very graphic. It is not for the faint of heart.
In response to commenters on my tsunami of [censored: "crap"] post, a reminder of how Palestine responded to the deaths of 3,000 innocent civilian Americans.
The best laugh I've had in ages was last year when Palestinian terrorists, and their supporters, died in a tsunami of shit. Who says Allah doesn't have a sense of humour?
Aziza heard someone shouting, telling her to run away. She got out of the hut, then went back in because she had forgotten her head covering.
The wall of raw human waste slammed into them. It knocked her down and tore the baby from her arms.
He drowned. They found his body against the wall of the mosque a hundred metres away.
So, what have the "freedom fighters" of Palestinian done to prevent another cosmic joke in my Islamophobic universe? Absolutely nothing.
Sadi said that the lakes [of untreated sewage] are 11m (36ft) higher than the surrounding land, and only the earth walls around them hold the muck in.
In this single spot alone - and he said other parts of Gaza were as bad - the lakes were so big that if the dykes burst a tsunami of sewage 6m (20ft) or 7m (23ft) high would swamp an area inhabited by 10,000 people.
Sadi Ali worries that a stray bomb or missile could break a dyke.
I have no doubt Sadi is concerned about terrorist missiles or bombs, right? But I'm certain Sadi values his life too much to suggest the Palestinian government should spend more money on the welfare of Gaza residents rather than the arming of Palestinian militants or blaming the Jews for their predicament.
Either way it works out for me. There'll be peace, or another tsunami of Islamic karma to brighten my day.
Allahu achbar!
The final moments of a terrorist sympathizer who happened to have journalist credentials:
I don't know why everyone is complaining - he's getting his 373,248 virgins, isn't he?
As a public service announcement, I thought I'd educate our readers on a few things they should avoid so as not to offend our Muslim friends.
The Amboy Times blog brings us a work in progress (about people in regress):
This is just so sad.
I think we should start a fund-raiser to purchase a case of spam for Abu.
OVERWEIGHT preacher of hate Abu Hamza has given prison officials a list of demands after telling his lawyer: “I’m starving in here.”
Hamza, 49, who weighs about 20 stone, has told jail chiefs he wants more and better food, extra phone time and an end to constant strip searches. [Ed: Oh, the humanity! Who would have ever thought PRISON would be so horrible?!]
The former imam of Finsbury Park Mosque in north London, who is fighting extradition to the US, also objects to squatting during searches as it contravenes Islamic law.
Hamza, who has hooks after losing both hands, is serving seven years at Belmarsh prison in south London for soliciting the murder of non-Muslims and inciting racial hatred.
A dossier of complaints compiled by his solicitors states: “He receives insufficient food which appears to be out-of-date and does not meet his dietary requirements.
“He has been left in a room without adequate facilities to meet the needs of a disabled person. This included no heads on taps so he did not have access to cold water and didn’t have his diabetic pack.”
His team at Arani Solicitors claims Hamza was strip searched 13 times in one day, making him feel “degraded”.
The statement reads: “On one occasion, Shaykh Abu Hamza was strip searched 13 times during the period 8am to 5pm in one day alone.
“Many Muslims will be aware that strip searches and other degrading practices, such as squatting, are against Islam.” [Ed: But apparently soliciting the murders of non-Muslims isn't against Islam.]
Hamza also complained to his lawyers that he does not have enough phone credit – making it impossible for him to prepare his legal defence.
The statement says: “His telephone credit was also confiscated, denying him the right to prepare for his court hearing adequately.”
Inmates of the category A jail, which houses some of Britain’s most dangerous prisoners, have branded Hamza the “Hungry Hippo” because of his vast bulk. A prison insider said: “It was a label which instantly stuck – he’s a big man and everyone knows him for wearing that grey outfit. When word got round that he was moaning about being hungry, it seemed an obvious title.”
Hamza, who lost both hands and an eye in a mine explosion in Afghanistan, faces life in a maximum security jail in the US. He is wanted there on 11 charges including playing a key role in a kidnap plot that ended in four deaths.
http://www.express.co.uk - HUNGRY HIPPO HAMZA’S LIST OF PRISON DEMANDS
Seriously, for those of you who would really like to help Abu, please visit this site for more information.
The Jawa Report is reporting that C.A.I.R. (Council on American Islamic Relations) has lost it's tax status:
A major victory in the fight against Jihad has apparently occurred. Somewhere in the dead of night, without any known announcement from the organization, the highly controversial Washington DC based group CAIR, the Council on American Islamic Relations has apparently lost the tax status which enabled it to conduct lobbying activities.
Let us hope it's true.
I love a story with a happy ending...
A LANDMINE blew up in the home of a religious cleric in southern Afghanistan, killing the mullah, two of his sons and two other men who had been preparing an attack, police said today.
The cleric's wife was critically wounded in the blast in their compound in the southern province of Helmand late yesterday, and a daughter was hurt, provincial police chief General Mohammad Hussein Andiwal said.
http://www.news.com.au - Mullah accidentally blows up self, sons
He removes not only his genes, but also those of his sons. Allah works in mysterious ways. Perhaps he had too many virgins lying around doing nothing?
On a side note, this story reveals one of the few benefits of being a Muslim woman. While the men were busy doing manly things like scheming ways to kill the kuffar, the women were safely hidden away so as not to provoke the visiting Muslims into raping them...
There are just no words to express my joy, except - Allahu Achbar!
;)
Score one for the Infidels! Muslims will have to find another way to harass and intimidate corrections officers.
The Supreme Court said Tuesday that a Muslim inmate cannot sue the government over the disappearance of the prisoner's copies of the Koran and a prayer rug.
In a 5-4 ruling, the justices said the federal law the inmate relied on prohibits lawsuits against federal corrections officers.
Abdus-Shahid M.S. Ali says the missing books and rug reflect widespread harassment against Muslim inmates in federal, state and local prisons stemming from the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.
Of course the tiger was taunted. And these two idiots will become millionaires for it. Paul and Kulbir Dhaliwal still publicly deny these charges, but evidence, and statements by the third victim's father, show otherwise.
Just to give you an idea of the character of these young men, you need only to read the transcript of the emergency call from Kulbir to the 911 dispatcher:
Kulbir: What do you mean? ... My brother's going to die out here!
Dispatcher: OK, calm down, all right?
Kulbir: It's a matter of life and death. ... I'm not going to let him die like that.
Dispatcher: I'll stay on the line with you. If the paramedics get hurt they cannot help your brother, so you need to calm down and ...
Kulbir: Send more paramedics then!
In other words, "Who cares if a few paramedics are injured or killed, JUST SAVE MY BROTHER!"
These boys stupidly put themselves - and others - in harm's way. And they were perfectly willing to sacrifice those attempting to help them.
Welcome to America, land of the free, home of the brave, and kingdom of suckers.
(Hat Tip: The Jawa Report)
Hot Air exposes MSNBC's leftist political analyst Larry O'Donnell for the dhimmi coward he is:
Hugh Hewitt: Would you say the same things about Mohammed as you just said about Joseph Smith?
Larry O'Donnell: Oh, well, I’m afraid of what the... that’s where I’m really afraid. I would like to criticize Islam much more than I do publicly, but I’m afraid for my life if I do.
Hugh Hewitt: Well, that’s candid.
Larry O'Donnell: Mormons are the nicest people in the world. They’re not going to ever...
Larry O'Donnell admits he's afraid to criticize Islam publicly
The right doesn't fear Islam:
Reuters reports Israel killed Hamas police. But a day later, they were Hamas "fighters." Is Reuters that clueless or are they co-conspirators?
Good eye, Brian!
If you are going to use weapons at point blank, Snapped Shot has a picture demonstrating what not to use...
How Not To Operate a Rocket Launcher
When you're through laughing at the lethal stupidity of Islamic terrorists, you can have more fun enjoying the Darwinian cleansing of the Jihadist gene pool:
Grab your tissues. A jailed terrorist is complaining that, without his Walkman, life in prison is unbearable...
An al-Qaeda operative serving life in prison for his role in the bombing of American embassies in Africa contends that his rights are being violated by U.S. jailers who have denied him access to Arabic publications and religious books, limited his mail privileges, and no longer allow him to use a Walkman. Mohamed Al-Owhali, 32, claims that his incarceration at the "supermax" federal prison in Florence, Colorado has left him so severely depressed that he stopped eating for months...
