Showing posts with label absurdity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label absurdity. Show all posts

Saturday, May 17, 2008

U.N. To Investigate Racism In The U.S.

Keep in mind, this is the same organization that ignores blatant human rights abuses in Muslim countries - abuses such as "honor" killings, slavery, and legal oppression of women - while condemning Israel as being the only violator of women's rights. In a world filled with war, terrorism, intolerance, hatred, plunder, systematic torture & abuses, religious persecution, rape, slaughter, and sanctioned genocidal cleansing, who does the U.N. feel most compelled to investigate? The United States of America.

A special U.N. human rights investigator will visit the United States this month to probe racism, an issue that has forced its way into the race to secure the Democratic Party's presidential nomination.

Now, we have an African American running for the highest office in the United States, arguably the most important position on earth, and the United Nations has the nerve to suggest we are a racist nation.

Why, let's ignore that fact that non-Muslims are forbidden to hold any position of authority, even at a local level, in some Islamic societies. Let's ignore the fact of public lynchings in certain Muslim cities. Never mind that, in Islamic countries, it is perfectly legal to beat a woman, that Muslims routinely burn down churches on a whim with no retribution or punishment, that terrorists are elevated to high government offices by Muslim hordes who support atrocities against and extermination of non-Muslims. Let's just pre-label America "racist" in case voters actually have the audacity to vote based on issues instead of skin colour.

Let us just assume that any American who does not vote for Barack Hussein "No Middle Name" Obama in November is nothing but racist bigot.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Aliens Are Our Friends When They're Not Bursting Out Of Our Abdomen...


One Russian scientist claims Aliens destroyed a large meteor to protect earth:

Aliens downed Tunguska meteorite to protect our planet from devastation, stated Russian scientist Yuriy Lavbin. He showed 10 quartz crystals that he found at the place of the meteorite’s crash. Several of the crystals have holes in between, so they can be united in a chain.

What could this chain serve for? Besides, some crystals have strange drawings on them. We don’t have any technologies that can print such kind of drawings on crystal. We also found ferrum silicate that can not be produced anywhere but in the space”, - the scientist states.

Monday, March 31, 2008

But At Least They're Not Beheading Anyone...

A Russian doomsday cult is calling credit cards and bar codes 'satanic.' Their only demand - a cow.

Around 30 followers, including four children, from across Russia and neighboring Belarus met last October and barricaded themselves into a hillside to escape an apocalypse their preacher says is looming in either April or May.

"For us right now, what's most important is the children," said Alexander Yelatontsev, an official from Russia's Penza Oblast region, who has been the chief point of contact for the cult since the siege began.

"They have burned their passports and say that all plastic (credit) cards and strip codes on food packaging are the work of Satan," he told reporters.

Yelatontsev said the people underground were in contact with him regularly, and would accept food only if it had not been processed with modern factory equipment.

"Right now they are asking for a cow so that they can have fresh, boiled milk that is not processed," he said.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Have You Seen This Woman?


If so, please contact the authorities immediately! She is wanted for armed robbery.

A West Midlands jeweller says it is a "disgrace" that a robber dressed in a burka in order to rob his store.

The armed robbery at Friends Jewellers in Cape Hill, Smethwick, on Wednesday involved five people and thousands of pounds of jewellery was taken.

Ash Kumar, the shop owner, said that the Muslim community should be "in uproar" over the tactic.

http://news.bbc.co.uk - Jeweller's anger over burka ploy


I'm sure the Muslim community will be in "uproar" just as soon as someone suggests shops could refuse service to anyone with the face covered...

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Muslims Destroy Giant "Subversive" Teapot

You read that correctly. The irony is, the giant teapot was made by a Muslim in a gesture of friendship to those of other faiths. Islamic hardliners were unimpressed.

A religious commune in Malaysia's Muslim heartland that worshipped a bizarre collection of structures including a giant teapot, vase and umbrella was being torn down yesterday.

About 40 workers with bulldozers and lorries destroyed the "subversive" teapot and other symbols of the pan-religious Sky Kingdom, in Terengannu state. An assembly hall, a concrete boat and a temple-like structure that was under construction were also demolished. About 30 members of the commune watched but did not intervene.

Members and visitors to the commune believe that water from the teapot, which poured into the giant vase, held purifying powers. They follow the teaching of Ariffin Mohammed, 65, better known as Ayah ("Master") Pin, who holds that every religion is equally valid and that anyone can find his or her own path to God. His settlement has been a popular destination for Muslim, Chinese and Indian Malaysians, as well as foreign tourists.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk - Bulldozers tear down giant religious teapot


It's good they tore it down. Otherwise, radical Muslims might have been forced to do something like murder, rape, or riot.

The religion of peace.

Friday, February 29, 2008

Muslim Soccer Player's Wife Appears in Public Without Hijab

Oh, the humanity!

Religious watchdog group Hamasna ("Our Enthusiasm"), which led the International Campaign for Defending Hijab a week ago, issued a statement urging Hadary's wife Sabrine to put the veil back on.

"We understand that the situation of Muslim women in the West is a special case, but she has to amend what she did before other players' wives follow her example," the statement read. "She must realize that her husband is a player in Egyptian national football, and they are a religious team."

The Grand Imam of al-Azhar has issued a fatwa – religious ruling – saying that Muslim women living in the West can take off the veil if required under local laws. The fatwa, issued in the context of the ban on the veil in educational institutions in France, sparked much controversy at the time.

http://www.alarabiya.net


Yeah, we wouldn't want a woman to set the bad example of personal freedom. Before you know it, women throughout Islamic countries might demand to be treated as human beings instead of livestock...

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

UK Muslim Doctors: Hygiene Is Against Islam

(Sigh) Where does this insanity end?

Medics in hospitals in at least three major English cities have refused to follow the regulations aimed at helping tackle superbugs because of their faith, it has been revealed.

Women medical students at Alder Hey children's hospital in Liverpool objected to rolling up their sleeves when washing their hands and removing arm coverings in theatre, claiming it is regarded as immodest.

Similar concerns were raised at Leicester University -and Sheffield University reported a case of a Muslim medic refusing to "scrub" because it left her forearms exposed.

Some students have said that they would prefer to quit the course rather than expose their arms, but hygiene experts said no exceptions should be made on religious grounds.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk - Muslim medics refuse to roll up their sleeves in hygiene crackdown - because it's against their religion

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Muslim War Criminals Honored In Art Exhibition

What next? An exhibition glorifying Al Qaida? Or maybe a few Nazi portraits?

Shame on the West for supporting Kosovo independence.

BELGRADE, Serbia-A Serbian group has disrupted an exhibition by Kosovo Albanian artists in Belgrade that featured portraits of armed Muslim gunmen who killed numerous Serb policemen and ethnically cleansed the province of Serbs.

Riot police were deployed to prevent about 300 members of the right-wing group Obraz, or Honor, from bursting into an art gallery where the exhibition was being opened.

Ljubica Beljanski-Ristic, an organizer of the exhibition of work by 11 Kosovo Albanian artists, said the display will have to be closed to the public after the incident.

"We'll try to show it through individual invitations of the visitors," Beljanski-Ristic said.

Ethnic tensions have soared in Serbia before a planned declaration of independence by ethnic Albanian leaders in Kosovo. Serbs regard Kosovo as the cradle of Serbia's medieval statehood and religion.

One of the group members tore up an exhibition poster of Adem Jasari, late founder of an Kosovo Albanian rebel group like a pop icon together with Elvis Presley. Jasari engaged in murder of Serb civilians. Westrn media has branded the individual that tore up the poster of a murderer as an "extremist".

http://www.serbianna.com - Kosovo Albanian war criminal art disrupted

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Sharia In America?

Does this image appear illegally obscene?

Virginia Beach police seem to think so, and they've confiscated the promotional posters and cited the manager of the store. The manager could face thousands of dollars in fines AND prison time for the innocuous display.

Police, saying they were responding to citizen complaints, carted away two large promotional photographs from the Abercrombie & Fitch store in Lynnhaven Mall on Saturday and cited the manager on obscenity charges.

Adam Bernstein, a police spokesman, said the seizure and the issuance of the summons came only after store management had not heeded warnings to remove the images.

The citation was issued under City Code Section 22.31, Bernstein said, which makes it a crime to display "obscene materials in a business that is open to juveniles." He did not say what was being done with the pictures and when the manager, whose name was not released, is scheduled to appear in court.

PilotOnline.com - Virginia Beach police seize photos from Abercrombie store


According the the Supreme Court ruling in Roth v. United States, the standard for judging obscenity is "whether to the average person, applying contemporary community standards, the dominant theme of the material, taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest."

Applying "contemporary community standards" in this day and age, the image above is far from obscene. However, by applying the criterion of an aggressive, non-secular minority subculture, it would be easy to see how the photographs might, whether justly or unjustly, offend.

Me thinks Virginia Beach has fallen under the politically correct standard imposed by self-appointed morality arbitrators. Can anyone say "dhimmitude"?

UK To Give Muslims Multiple Benefits For Multiple Wives

Falling even further into dhimmitude, the UK has approved giving Muslim men with mulitple wives additional welfare benefits. Of course, America already offers that windfall by giving welfare to women with little or no accounting for the husband's whereabouts...

Husbands with multiple wives have been given the go-ahead to claim extra welfare benefits following a year-long Government review, The Sunday Telegraph can reveal.

Even though bigamy is a crime in Britain, the decision by ministers means that polygamous marriages can now be recognised formally by the state, so long as the weddings took place in countries where the arrangement is legal.

The outcome will chiefly benefit Muslim men with more than one wife, as is permitted under Islamic law. Ministers estimate that up to a thousand polygamous partnerships exist in Britain, although they admit there is no exact record.

Read more:
Winds of Jihad - UK: Multiple Wifes, Multiple Benefits

Thursday, January 17, 2008

My Head Is Going To Explode.

(Hat Tip: TROP)

In one of the most absurd, ridiculous, dhimmified, PC moves yet, the United Kingdom is now referring to Islamic terrorism as "anti-Islamic activity":

Ministers have adopted a new language for declarations on Islamic terrorism.

In future, fanatics will be referred to as pursuing "anti-Islamic activity".

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith said that extremists were behaving contrary to their faith, rather than acting in the name of Islam.

Security officials believe that directly linking terrorism to Islam is inflammatory, and risks alienating mainstream Muslim opinion.

In her first major speech on radicalisation, Miss Smith repeatedly used the phrase "anti-Islamic".

In one passage she said: "As so many Muslims in the UK and across the world have pointed out, there is nothing Islamic about the wish to terrorise, nothing Islamic about plotting murder, pain and grief.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk

Isn't terrorism 'anti-Christian activity"? Or how about "anti-Buddhist activity"? It is 'anti-' many different peoples, races, and religions. But one thing is not. It is not 'anti-Islamic'.

How many a township have We destroyed! As a raid by night, or while they slept at noon, Our terror came unto them.
(Surah 7:4, The Islamic Holy book, the Qur'an)

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Katrina Victim Wants $3 Gazillion-Billion For "Suffering"

...And sadly, our government is taking it seriously.

Hurricane Katrina's victims have put a price tag on their suffering and it is staggering — including one plaintiff seeking the unlikely sum of $3 quadrillion.

A whopping $3,014,170,389,176,410 is the dollar figure so far sought from some of the largest claims filed against the federal government over damage from the failure of levees and flood walls following the Aug. 29, 2005, hurricane.

Of roughly 489,000 total claims, the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers said it has received 247 for at least $1 billion apiece, including the one for $3 quadrillion.

"That's the mother of all high numbers," said Loren Scott, a Baton Rouge-based economist.

For the sake of perspective: A mere $1 quadrillion would dwarf the U.S. gross domestic product, which Scott said was $13.2 trillion in 2007. A stack of one quadrillion pennies would reach Saturn.

Some residents may have grossly exaggerated their claims to send a message to the corps, which has accepted blame for poorly designing the failed levees.

FoxNews.com

Everyone who 'exaggerated their claims' should go to jail for fraud. They are attempting to steal from hardworking taxpayers, they are filing frivolous lawsuits, and they are taking resources away from those legitimately in need.

But our idiot government is taking them seriously. What a waste.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Columbia University Professors & Deans To Apologize To Ahmadinejad

Weasel Zippers commented on this development by saying, "Excuse me while I go bang my fucking head off a wall..." My sentiments exactly.

An academic delegation of Columbia University professors and deans of faculties plans to visit Tehran to officially apologize to Iranian President Mahmud Ahmadinejad.

The delegation plans to express regret for the insulting remarks Columbia University President Lee Bollinger directed at Ahmadinejad on September 24 in his introductory speech, the Mehr News Agency correspondent in New York reported.

Since the incident, the deans and professors from the faculties of history, anthropology, Middle Eastern studies, philosophy, and Islamic studies have criticized Bollinger’s behavior toward Ahmadinejad.

http://www.mehrnews.ir

These professors and deans are obviously Islamic sympathizers who have no objections to the treatment of women and homosexuals in the Middle East. They should all be fired. It wasn't long ago that such egregious behavior would have amounted to treason.

These are, in part, the insulting remarks for which the Columbia University professors and deans will be apologizing:

According to Amnesty International, 210 people have been executed in Iran so far this year – 21 of them on the morning of September 5th alone. This annual total includes at least two children – further proof, as Human Rights Watch puts it, that Iran leads the world in executing minors.

...

In a December 2005 state television broadcast, you described the Holocaust as a “fabricated” “legend.” One year later, you held a two-day conference of Holocaust deniers.

For the illiterate and ignorant, this is dangerous propaganda. When you come to a place like this, this makes you, quite simply, ridiculous. You are either brazenly provocative or astonishingly uneducated.

...

Twelve days ago, you said that the state of Israel “cannot continue its life.” This echoed a number of inflammatory statements you have delivered in the last two years, including in October 2005 when you said that Israel should be “wiped off the map.”

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According to reports by the Council on Foreign Relations, it’s well documented that Iran is a state sponsor of terror that funds such violent group as the Lebanese Hezbollah, which Iran helped organize in the 1980s, the Palestinian Hamas, and Palestinian Islamic Jihad.

While your predecessor government was instrumental in providing the US with intelligence and base support in its 2001 campaign against the Taliban in Afghanistan, your government is now undermining American troops in Iraq by funding, arming, and providing safe transit to insurgent leaders like Muqtada al-Sadr and his forces.

You can read the full speech HERE.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

IDF Villanized For Not Raping Women

From The Jawa Report - a prize-winning research paper submitted to a Hebrew University is suggesting a political agenda is the sole reason the IDF does not rape Palestinian women:

A research paper that won a Hebrew University teachers' committee prize finds that the lack of IDF rapes of Palestinian women is designed to serve a political purpose.

The abstract of the paper, authored by doctoral candidate Tal Nitzan, notes that the paper shows that "the lack of organized military rape is an alternate way of realizing [particular] political goals."

The next sentence delineates the particular goals that are realized in this manner: "In the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, it can be seen that the lack of military rape merely strengthens the ethnic boundaries and clarifies the inter-ethnic differences - just as organized military rape would have done."

The paper further theorizes that Arab women in Judea and Samaria are not raped by IDF soldiers because the women are de-humanized in the soldiers' eyes.

The paper was published by the Hebrew University's Shaine Center, based on the recommendation of a Hebrew University professors' committee headed by Dr. Zali Gurevitch.

"I do not have the entire text in front of me," Gurevitch said, when contacted by Arutz-7, "and I don't think we can jump to conclusions based on partial sentences, but I can say the following: This was a very serious paper that asked two important questions: Is the relative lack of IDF rapes a noteworthy phenomenon, and if so, why is it that there are so few IDF rapes when in similar situations around the world, rape is much more common?"

http://www.israelnationalnews.com

"Similar situations around the world"? For instance, say... involving ISLAM? The very religion in which the enslavement and rape of an enemy woman is considered a virtue? The religion whose own prophet - the perfect example & beautiful pattern of conduct for Muslim men - raped enemy women and children? The same religion involved in nearly every major conflict on earth?

Occam's Razor states entities should not be multiplied unnecessarily. In other words, the simplest and most logical theory is usually correct. The suggestion that the IDF has some sort of political motivation to make them resist committing a barbaric act is not only unnecessarily complex, it is ridiculous. The most logical theory? IDF soldiers are simply better human beings than their Islamic opposition.



Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Lost Cause: Clintons Embark On 'Likability' Tour

The tableau was classic Clinton: Bill Clinton chatting with African-American cashiers and baggers at a grocery store here Tuesday, telling them how wonderful Hillary Rodham Clinton was, while she waited quietly for him to finish so they could dazzle more voters.

The couple’s one-two political punch, still going strong after three decades, has special import now: Mrs. Clinton has embarked this week on a warm-and-fuzzy tour, blitzing full throttle by helicopter across Iowa to present herself as likable and heartwarming, a complement to her “strength and experience” message that the campaign felt a female candidate needed first.

http://www.nytimes.com



Thursday, December 13, 2007

When Politics Outweigh Lives

JERUSALEM - The mayor of Sderot, a small town in Israel that has borne the brunt of rocket attacks from the Gaza Strip, announced Wednesday that he is stepping down, saying the situation there is "impossible."

Eli Moyal said he hoped his resignation would spur authorities to move against the Hamas militants who overran Gaza six months ago, defeating forces loyal to Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas.

Sderot, a working-class town of 22,000 a mile from the Gaza Strip, has been battered by more than 4,500 rockets launched by Palestinians since 2001.

"The situation in Sderot is impossible," Moyal said on Israel Radio. "I am resigning immediately as the mayor of Sderot. Maybe this will spark the government to launch an operation for the lives of its residents."

http://news.yahoo.com

The last line in the article:

The Israeli government has pledged to better fortify Sderot's homes, schools and public buildings.

This is sort of like locking the hen house after the fox has killed the chickens. Rather than cracking down on Islamic terrorists and stopping the barrage of missiles, politically correct Israeli bureaucracy would like to make the rocket attacks more tolerable for the residents. What next? Maybe Olmert should just disarm the Jews and have them all slaughtered to save the Islamic terrorists the trouble.



Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Police Blamed For Mass Drug Overdoses

DRUG counsellors have launched an extraordinary attack on police, blaming them for causing mass overdoses at a weekend rave held at a castle within a medieval theme park.

Users swallowed their drug stashes rather than risk arrest by police patrolling the event in the regional Victorian town Ballarat with sniffer dogs, the drug education group VIVAIDS claimed.

VIVAIDS chief Damon Brogan slammed the 70-strong police presence at the Ultraworld Festival as "over-zealous" and demanded they stop hassling revellers.

"Confronted with such a police presence, some individuals are tempted to unwisely consume all their drugs in one go, rather than throw them away or risk arrest," Mr Brogan said.

http://www.news.com.au

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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

British Teacher Arrested For Naming Teddy bear "Muhammed"

There is probably no toy worldwide that is more innocent than a cute cuddly Teddy Bear. But not to muslims. As part of a class project a British teacher's Sudanese class of young students named the stuffed tyke - Mohammed-and now the muslims officials in Sudan are outraged and see this as an insult to their Prophet and have arrested the teacher, 54 yr. old Gillian Gibbons, under "insult to faith and religion". She may even face 40 lashes for her "blasphemy".

TheOPINIONATOR

The news story can be found at UK TimesOnline or CNN.



Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Muslims Discovered EVERYTHING!

The same college that welcomed Iranian's dictator Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as a guest speaker employs this professor with a unique perspective on reality:

Muslim scientists have made all discoveries of the current age, said University of Columbia’s Arabic and Islamic Studies prof George Saliba at a seminar at the Government College University (GCU) on Monday. The seminar, titled The Problems of Historiography of Islamic Science, was held at Fazl-e-Hussain Hall. Saliba gave a critique of the standard classical accounts of the rise of Islamic science. He detailed problems in the accounts and explained alternative historiography that described the rise of an Islamic scientific tradition as a result of social and political conditions within the nascent Islamic empire. He said Muslim philosophy was the impetus behind Islamic science that had contributed to various disciplines including botany, zoology, algebra, trigonometry, physics, chemistry, astronomy, physics, chemistry, physiology and mathematics in the pre-industrial era. He said the use of decimal fractions was not a Western invention and that it was discovered by a Muslim scientist. He said the binary system, on which the computer was based, was also invented by a Muslim scientist. He said Arab/Islamic science was not an intermediary between Greek science and European science, but was rather the Renaissance that integrated the Islamic science with European science. Saliba also visited the English Language and Literature Department where he engaged faculty members in a conversation on the Islamic and Renaissance paradigms.

Daily Times (Pakistan)



Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Muslim "Bollywood" Star Complains of Discrimination In America

No doubt, this star is equally concerned about the discrimination against women and non-Muslims in Islamic countries, right?

MUMBAI (AFP) - Bollywood superstar Shah Rukh Khan says his next film will look at discrimination faced by Muslims after the September 11, 2001, terror attacks in the United States.

Khan, who like many prominent stars in the Indian film industry is Muslim, has faced extra scrutiny after the 2001 attacks in the United States.

"If you travel internationally with a Muslim surname, you might be considered as a terrorist," Khan told Wednesday's DNA newspaper.

"At London airport, every time I go, people recognise me but they see my second name and they give me an extra checking," said the star, who is known for his successful romantic comedies.

Khan said he had experienced greater religious discrimination abroad, though India, which is majority Hindu but home to 140 million Muslims, sees regular sectarian violence.

http://news.yahoo.com

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