Turkey Demands An Apology

Of course.

YOU OWE US AN APOLOGY

From Islam's birth we subjected you
To centuries of attack
But when we threatened Byzantium
You had the nerve to strike back

So
You owe us an apology
You owe us an apology
For robbing us of victory
You owe us an apology

We kill your soldiers as savagely
And cunningly as we can
But don't forget the appalling tale
That they abused a Koran

See?
You owe us an apology
You owe us an apology
It wasn't true, but c'est la vie
You owe us an apology

Small things can provoke us greatly
A speech, a novel, a cartoon
If we've held no riots lately
Rest assured
We'll stage some soon

We're always ready to list your sins
And promises you've not kept
So even when we're the ones at fault
You might as well just accept

That
You owe us an apology
You owe us an apology
No matter if you disagree
You owe us an apology

For living un-Islamically
You owe us an apology

Today and all eternity
You owe us an apology

(Cross-posted at SnappedShot.com)